4 hours ago with 80,092 notes




4 hours ago with 49,508 notes
ayothewuisback:

Upon cleaning out the darkest depths of my grandmother’s fridge, I discovered food that is older than me. This expired in February… 1987. This can saw Reaganomics. This can saw The Challenger explode. It saw the fall of the Soviet Union. It was around when Tupac got shot. Both times. This can is older than The Simpsons. #bruh

ayothewuisback:

Upon cleaning out the darkest depths of my grandmother’s fridge, I discovered food that is older than me. This expired in February… 1987. This can saw Reaganomics. This can saw The Challenger explode. It saw the fall of the Soviet Union. It was around when Tupac got shot. Both times. This can is older than The Simpsons. #bruh





4 hours ago with 295 notes
zebraontherocks:

Something isn’t right here…
Photo: Alex Cazares

zebraontherocks:

Something isn’t right here…

Photo: Alex Cazares





4 hours ago with 126,888 notes

liftedandgiftedd:

if her legs aren’t shaking when you’re done then you’re not done





4 hours ago with 22,438 notes

officialunitedstates:

you:  tries to roast me with a lame yo mama joke

me:  looks you up on ancestry.com, finds out that your great grandmother was banished from her lithuianian village because no one liked her, writes a six page allegorical story that roasts your great grandmother, then reads it to your significant other to get them to despise you





4 hours ago with 224 notes
via ben-c, © melloves




4 hours ago with 30,869 notes
maryjblige:

yes, becky

maryjblige:

yes, becky





4 hours ago with 14,002 notes
tastefullyoffensive:

How the Big Bird suit works. [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

How the Big Bird suit works. [via]





4 hours ago with 454 notes
hilloween:

hilloween:

Me n chicken

Me n my huge cock

hilloween:

hilloween:

Me n chicken

Me n my huge cock





4 hours ago with 137,860 notes
faefluid:

a creature of true majesty

faefluid:

a creature of true majesty