every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male
Breakfast at Tiffany’s (1961)
if you have a pet and i’ve ever visited your house: i’m sorry
I am sorry for the non-book related post but its been 10 minutes and I am still laughing.
This is what Bella’s reaction should have been.
He looks like he’s gonna fuck you in the alleyway
Steve. You mean Steve. He’s looking at Steve.
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
"Very important. General rule for English speakers - if you don’t do it in the human context, don’t do it in the nonhuman context.
Just make a little effort to say “she or he” or “her or him” if you don’t know the sex. It’s a little effort with a very important social message.
Nonhuman animals are *persons*, not *things*. Therefore, we should refer to a nonhuman animal as a “she” or “he,” never as an “it.””